In what seemed to be an unprecedented turn of events. Today, France has officially declared complete unconditional surrender to the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK). Recent threats by North Korea on the annihilation of the United States pushed France to take these drastic preemptive measures. North Korean leaders have praised French actions and have declared that France will be in eternal protection of the Great Supreme Leader, Kim Jong-un. As a sign of solidarity, France plans to gift 83 Dassault Rafale B/C variants to the DPRK.

French President François Hollande in his official statement of surrender stated that “We are proud of France’s long history of preemptive surrenders, we are the people who pride in giving up during intense situations. The surrender to the Great Democratic People’s Republic of Korea shows French progressive and modern society.”

North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un said “We, victoriously accept French surrender, the world has felt the power of the great Democratic People’s Republic of Korea. We appreciate and applaud the French leadership for unconditional preemptive surrender”.

Although the whole French military will be under North Korean disposal, France plans to gift 83 of it’s latest Dassault Rafales variants B/C to DPRK. The Dassault Rafale, is a French twin-engine, canard delta-wing, multirole fighter aircraft designed and built by Dassault Aviation. Its induction into the North Korean Air Force will significantly boost DPRKs capabilities.

The North Korean Supreme leader has promised that in the coming weeks the French government will be smoothly transitioned to North Korean leadership and has asked the countries around the world to rename French Fries to Juche Fries, as a sign of respect to the great North Korean victory.

A North Korean official to France Mr. Yu Afo-ol said “The name change of French Fries to Juche Fries is an important cultural victory to North Korea, our Supreme leader love these fries and beer. Oh mon Dieu, he loves his beer with those fries”.

The Supreme leader Kim Jong-Un has promised French President François Hollande a vacation on his private island after the transition so that he can enjoy his fair share of affairs with the North Korean women.

“They (France) should have waited for a war to even begin, before surrendering to North Korea. We are very disappointed by the sheer cowardliness of the French government” said South Korean Foreign Minister, Yun Byung-se.

Meanwhile, US president Donald Trump has advised the European Union to build walls around French borders and make the country pay for it.

“This is huge, I blame Obamacare for this unprecedented event, they (EU) need to build a wall as soon as possible” said President Donald Trump.

Lets us know your thoughts in the comment section below and please be safe on the April Fool’s Day, North Korea might be on your doorsteps next.

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